When you find yourself single again...

Kinja'd!!! "StoneCold" (StoneCold)
03/20/2019 at 19:25 • Filed to: None

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... you buy a Porsche! Is that not the logic?

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Checking this one out tomorrow or Friday if some rando from Indiana doesn’t buy it today!


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 19:33

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Sorry to hear. I guess I did it wrong, tho; I bought a Volvo.

Good luck!


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 19:39

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Simultaneously sorry to hear that and excited for you.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 19:39

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Huh...so that’s how I keep ending up with more and more smart cars. lol


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 19:40

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Mmmmm. Does look interesting. This rando from Indiana won't drive that far for it, though.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 19:40

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Fuck! I did it wrong and bought an Audi Avant

Also sorry to hear that.


Kinja'd!!! arl > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 19:41

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944’s are some of my favorite Porsche’s. Good luck 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 19:51

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No, I think you buy a 32 year old Parsh with 100K on it if you want to stay single.

That said, this looks pretty sweet, and I’d love to buy it.  I hope it’s all it appears.


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 20:00

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I literally came within inches (minutes?)  of buying a Porsche after getting divorced. Watching Californication didn’t help.


Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 20:10

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Got divorced, bought my Cayman. Happy with both decisions


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 20:33

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So an 87 944 has a similar power-to-weight ratio as a BK Mazda3. With a stick and RWD, I bet it’s a fun little coupe. But with an ’80s 3-speed auto? That’s gotta be a dog.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
03/20/2019 at 20:39

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Who doesn't want a ratty 911?


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 21:02

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Hmmmm. That thing looks to be in good shape for the price. I had a manual 944 and it was a pretty fun time; not sure what an auto would have done for the experience.

Also, sorry to hear about the relationship...


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 21:31

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Sounds like a plan to me.


Kinja'd!!! Fuckkinja > StoneCold
03/20/2019 at 23:02

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A break up should have no effect on toy purchases. On the next round trying buying what ever toys you want often. My wife is used to it after the years of stuff coming and going.

The auto is my only complaint for longevity.  Cool car. Buy it.